Conferences-Part Two

Okay, so now you’ve picked your conference, and you’ve made the arrangements for travel, hotel, vacation time, and otherwise covered your home life…are you ready to go to the conference yet?

NO!

1) Is there a deadline for submissions for critiques or workshops?

If there is, make sure you hit it. Don’t make a habit of being late on deadlines. You will make the conference organizer’s head explode. Conference organizers are generally unpaid volunteers in charge of making sure that everything gets to everyone in time to have everything ready for the conference to start. Be courteous to them, and don’t make their job harder.

If you’re late enough times, you will get a bad reputation. It’s not one you want. Part of going to conferences is building professional contacts and a professional reputation. Remember as well that it has been the conference organizer who is coordinating with the publishing professionals coming to the conference. Be very protective of your reputation. Hit your deadlines.

2) Pack your conference bag.

When I’m headed to a conference, I have a shoulder bag that I carry. If the conference actually gives me a bag, I have a tendency to go dump it in the hotel room with whatever conference materials I’m not wild about carting around all day and I end up with the bag I’m used to carrying.

I use the same bag for work conferences as well.

In that bag, I will carry the following:

  • Manila file folders containing snippets of projects I’m working on/submitting
  • A legal pad or notebook for taking notes
  • My netbook (I love that it fits in the bag so easily!)
  • A couple of pens
  • Business cards
  • The conference schedule
  • Breath mints/gum/cough drops
  • A bottle of water

That’s about it. I don’t carry a ton of stuff. I do NOT carry an entire novel manuscript, but I might have the first chapter or so to show people if they ask. If I have a short story I’m subbing around, I might have a copy of the entire story; depending on how long it is (most of my shorts are around 5K words, which are only 17 pages).

In my pockets, I’ll have my cell phone, my flash drive, my keys and a small wallet. There’s really no reason to have more, and I have no desire to carry around a purse and a shoulder bag. I’m not a Sherpa. There’s no reason to carry around more than necessary.

3) Read up on the conference before you pack.

That’s a typo, right? It should be read up on the conference before you GO? Nope. You read it correctly.

I went to a conference where I had not realized the extent of the costumes that would be happening. I’m not big into cosplay, but I did feel a little like a sore thumb because I hadn’t even thought to do something minor to fit in. Even some minor glitter makeup would have been enough.

I’ve been to a conference that I didn’t realize how cold the conference rooms get, and didn’t have a thick enough sweatshirt to stay warm.

I’ve been to a workshop where I really wished I’d made pitch appointments that I hadn’t realized were available. And then didn’t feel prepared to just step in and pitch.

You see what I mean?

Search around on the web, even if it’s not clear on the conference website. Some writer’s resource sites have links on past conferences/conventions/workshops. Check out Absolute Write. Also sometimes you can find blog posts from previous attendees just by Googling the name of the conference.

4) Packing your suitcase.

You know, we’re all adults. I assume that people will know how to pack their own suitcase. Here are some things I have found that you probably do NOT want to forget.

  • Preferred headache/pain reliever (i.e., Advil, Tylenol, aspirin)
  • A travel packet of Pepto-Bismol chewable tablets or small roll of Tums or similar
  • Any allergy medication or required prescription medication.
  • Sweatshirt/jacket, even in the summer

I’ve found that people will knock back a few more drinks than normal at a conference. They don’t eat as healthy as they would at home. They’re not sleeping as much, and are putting in eighteen to twenty hours a day awake and running at full tilt. Some are in an area that they are not used to, and allergies can erupt. (That would be me.)

If you’ve found that travel will throw off your internal machine, be prepared. And please, do not forget your prescription meds. You need to be at the top of your game to go to a conference. If you’re anything like me, you’ll wear yourself out while you’re there.

5) Eat really healthy for a couple of days before you leave and be prepared to do so when you get back.

If you’re at a conference, you’ll eat most of your meals at the con or in food courts and restaurants. (See suggestion for Pepto-Bismol in #4).

Some conferences will provide meals, and sometimes they’re even healthy. That’s the exception, not the rule. I heard someone at the last conference I attended remark that going to a conference is like being back in college for a long weekend. It’s true, but I think even college students eat better over the long haul than writers do over a conference weekend.

Next time…AT THE CONFERENCE…

God of Cake

Okay, this has NOTHING to do with anything I normally blog about, other than it made me laugh after a 15 hour day of meetings and witness interviews and a writer’s group critique session.

Enjoy. I absolutely did. Especially after having spent a few hours last Friday with my nephew “helping” me bake snickerdoodle cookies.

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/10/god-of-cake.html

Wondering now if the almost-three-year-old nephew was in a cookie dough and sugar coma by the time he got home. If so, I really owe my mom and sister a HUGE apology. And a statement…it could have been worse. It could have been cake, icing and marshmallows.  And no, I haven’t taught him to remove a window screen.

Exactly what I needed after a day of crazy stupidness.

Conferences-Part One

PICKING THE CONFERENCE

I’ve been to several writers conferences over the past few years, and have learned several things as I have done so. I’ll be writing a multi-part blog here on advice with regard to conferences from the standpoint of attending the conference.

I have been on a couple of panels at conferences. I won’t be talking about that in this series of blogs.

First of all, figure out what you want to accomplish in going to a conference.

There are lots and lots of choices out there. There are conferences with classes about craft, seminars on genre, or authors talking about their own work. There are conferences with editor and agent pitches. There are conferences that are really workshops, with critique sessions and craft work and revisions. There are conferences that talk about the publishing industry.

Where are you at in your writing career?

If you’re just starting out, you might want to attend a workshop on craft, work on the basics, and see if you need to learn more.

If you’ve been to craft workshops and have some finished material, you might seek out a workshop with critiques, especially if they will be done, or at least directed by, a published author or agent or editor.

Do you have a finished product? Have you gotten critique notes from others? Have you considered those notes and revised and reworked and rewritten your novel until it is the best you can make it? Then maybe you should look for a conference with information about the industry, about publishing and submitting, about writing synopsis and query letters. You want one where you can move to the next stage, and start determining how to submit your work.

Where do I look?

Well, there’s lots of places to start your search. Check out your local library. Ask your local writer’s groups if their members like any particular one. Some writer’s groups actually host their own conferences or workshops. I also check http://www.shawguides.com/ and look under the heading “Writers Conferences and Workshops”. There you can search by state, by topic, or by month to narrow it down.

You can also check agent blogs and websites; they sometimes list which conferences they’ll be attending in the coming year.

What is your budget?

You absolutely do NOT want to max out your credit cards, or spend money you cannot afford to spend to go to a conference.

Yes, the expense of going to a conference, along with mileage, airfare, meals, hotel costs, and the conference is potentially tax deductible, but you would definitely want to talk with an attorney or CPA before deciding whether or not to claim the expense on that year’s taxes. Spending money you do not have to get a tax deduction is ridiculous.

Remember that your cost is not just the conference fee. And it’s not always just meals, gas, plane fare, and a hotel. There may be a bookstore at the conference. If you buy a ton of books, and can’t get them all on the plane, you’ll have to ship them home. There may be a chance to buy an agent or an editor or an author a drink and pick their brain about writing. There may be a cool exhibit hall. Don’t get in over your head.

How long will it take (not just the conference, but sufficient time to travel to and from the conference site)?

This sounds like a no-brainer, but please do not forget that you have to get there and back.

Make sure you can take that much time off work at your day job, arrange for a house-sitter, cat-sitter, dog-sitter, mail-picker-upper, etc.

If you have a six hour drive to get to a conference, remember that you will get nothing out of the conference if you try to drive it overnight before the conference starts the next morning. Budget for the extra day off and the hotel room and meals to drive the day before so you won’t nod off and snore in the back of the room, because otherwise, you’re wasting your time and your money. You won’t get anything out of the conference if you’re too tired to pay attention.

Always keep in mind your day job schedule, your family obligations and realistic goals. I work with FANTASTIC people, who help me schedule my trials without crashing vacation/travel plans. My family helps out when I’m swamped, or when I’m trying to go somewhere. I try not to overburden them if I can help it.

Okay, so have you picked your conferences yet? Got any you’re keeping an eye on?

NEXT TIME: PLANNING FOR THE CONFERENCE…

Remembering 9/11

I will never forget 9/11/01.

I was barely twenty five years old (my birthday just two weeks before this), working as a receptionist/legal intern/research assistant/whatever was needed at the City of Dayton Prosecutor’s Office, waiting for my bar exam results on that day, and still had another 6-8 weeks to wait to see if I had passed.

I remember hearing one of the secretaries call out that someone had crashed a plane into one of the two towers. I initially thought it was a joke.

She had a small portable television on her desk, and we all ran to see what she was talking about. Even watching it on the tiny screen, I still thought it was a joke, like some Orson Wells broadcast that the Martians were coming to take over New York. Yeah, I’ve always had a weird imagination.

It didn’t take long before I realized that what I was looking at was no publicity stunt or practical joke or weird video from YouTube using some form of Photoshop. I was horrified, but we were also still working that day. We weren’t very productive as we watched, sick, as the second plane hit the other tower, and watched the reports of the crash in Pennsylvania and the crash at the Pentagon building. I worried for friends living outside of Washington, hoping they hadn’t been near the site, or trying to drive on the nearby highway when it happened.

The phone kept ringing, and we got some of the strangest phone calls we’d ever gotten. In between the crazy calls, we got calls from family members and friends asking if government buildings were going to close. I remember calling my dad at his office periodically to tell him what was going on as the day went on. I remember that some of our lawyers were in court and had no idea that their families were frantically calling the office trying to see when we’d all go home.

We started hearing word that the federal building in Dayton was going to close that day. My office was in the Safety Building in downtown Dayton, just two buildings away from the federal building. Just an hour or so later, we got word that the county offices were going to close, but we hadn’t heard anything about city offices. We watched out the windows as police officers put up sawhorse barricades on Third Street, and we wondered if we’d be able to get to our cars and drive home.

I finally left the office and headed home that day, marveling at the lines at the gas stations and the grocery stores. When I got home (not far from Wright Patterson Air Force Base at the time) I called my grandmother to check on her. As I spoke with her I heard the sonic boom of an airplane overheard. She heard it over the phone.

My sister, who was living in Fairborn at the time, decided to drive home. I stayed in Dayton, but spent a lot of time on the phone, checking on family and friends. I watched CNN all evening, wondering what would happen next.

Some years later, I got the opportunity to visit Ground Zero. I don’t care who you are, or what your politics are, it’s a moving site if you’re an American. I can’t even describe all the feelings as I stood there, and as Mom and I visited a nearby church where firefighters and first responders staged their rescue efforts. You could still feel the gouges in the wooden pews from their equipment, and feel awe-struck at their efforts and their bravery.

I am humbled by their sacrifice, and can say nothing more than thank you. And that seems inadequate for their sacrifices.

What do you remember from 9/11?

Killer Nashville Recap

Okay, so I promised y’all a more detailed post on Killer Nashville. Here it is.

THURSDAY, AUGUST 19

The conference actually starts on Friday, but when you’ve got a six hour drive to get there, it definitely pays to drive it the day before. I took the day off, slept in a bit, ran to the office for some last minute phone calls, and headed south.

It’s a really pretty drive, but it’s a long one. I got there at about 3:30 pm, Tennessee time, and met up with a friend, Butch Wilson (you can find him here writing under the name Eldon Hughes, or here, passing along great tech tips).  We ran some quick errands, and grabbed dinner. When we came back, we met up with others, including Laura Hayden, Heather Leonard (sorry, Heather, the only link I can find is your day job…email me if you have a writer link and I’ll change it), Jamie Mason, Trish Stewart, and Mike Breedlove from the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation. There were others…sorry if I missed you…please comment with a link if I did!

There was lots of catching up going on…lots of work stories (Mike, Heather, and I), kid stories (Jamie, you better be writing these down!), and writing stories (everybody). It was great seeing everyone again!

FRIDAY, AUGUST 20

Ah, the conference starts! The first speaker was Lee Lofland, talking about how movies and television shows get it right and get it wrong with regard to law enforcement, forensics, and police procedure. I totally agree with him….but now I gotta start watching Southland since he gave it such a big thumbs up!

The rest of the day was panels and friends and networking and talking and writing and all kinds of other things. I got to run into my friend, Bente Gallagher again, and was thrilled to see her. We got to catch up, and she got to give me a hard time about my projects…and talk industry and writing and publishing and networking. I got to have lunch with her, and with her publicist, Tom Robinson; definitely an informative day!

Clay Stafford, the founder of Killer Nashville, hosted a reception for special guests and speakers that night at his home. Since this was the second year I got to be on a panel, I got an invite, and had a great time.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 21

Bright and early Saturday morning was my panel, Women in Law Enforcement and Investigation. For those not in the know, I’m an assistant prosecutor during the day. I was joined by Sheila Stephens, a former ATF agent; Amy Drescher, private investigator; and Cynthia Drew, writer and private investigator. Our moderator was the wonderful Deborah Sharp. We got some great questions, had a great time, and I hope people enjoyed watching as much as we all enjoyed being there!

The rest of the day was more panels and networking and fun and information and meeting people. I met K.D. Easley and met up again with Paige Crutcher, who I’d met last year.

The day was larger panels about publishing and talks by the Guest of Honor, Jeffrey Deaver. I thoroughly enjoyed the afternoon.

That night was the Guest of Honor dinner. I ended up sitting with Lee Lofland and Beth Terrell-Hicks (currently writing as E. Michael Terrell), one of Killer Nashville’s organizers and all-around Superwoman, and her husband, Michael Hicks. Jeffrey Deaver gave another talk about writing and his career, and received the Killer Nashville Guitar.

What’s a conference in Nashville without music? The night ended with an informal jam session, with singing and guitars and good friends and good music.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 22

Whew! The last day of the conference dawned, and weary conference goers staggered out for the last day of panels and discussions. I ended up spending a good amount of time brainstorming a new plot with Bente Gallagher and Butch Wilson. You guys are dead set on getting my brain to melt by Christmas, aren’t you? Just kidding!

As I did last year, I ducked out a little early to meet up with a cousin and friend who live in the Nashville area. I swear that next year, if the schedule works, we’ve got to schedule that a little better, but it was GREAT to see you guys!

I pulled into my own driveway at 930 pm that night, exhausted and exhilarated, motived and ready to write.

Killer Nashville is a well-run conference, with oodles and oodles of information and opportunity for all of its attendees. If you write mystery, thriller, suspense, or novels with elements of any of those genres, it is well worth your time to check it out.

Killer Nashville was AWESOME!

Okay, so I went to KN with the express purpose of networking, of meeting new people, of re-connecting with friends and contacts, and getting the much-needed kick in the seat of my pants with regard to writing.

I got all that and more.

My friend, Lee Lofland, gave me an autographed copy of his book, POLICE PROCEDURE & INVESTIGATION: A GUIDE FOR WRITERS. I’ve brought it into the office and have been showing it to everybody. Very cool.

I had a great time, found some more beta readers, and spent a lot of time talking about books and publishing and writing and good white wine and pets. Yeah, there’s always a little bit of that at a conference. 😉

I’ll put up a more detailed post later….I’m still dealing with the work crazy and personal crazy of putting your life on hold for four days.

Killer Nashville

So I’ve been reluctant to post my comings and goings…for safety reasons. I don’t like posting that I’ll be away from home.

Now that I’ve made the arrangements for house- and cat-sitting, I can post it online.

I’ll be at Killer Nashville, taking place in Nashville Tennessee August 20-22, 2010.

Last year I got the opportunity to appear on a panel on Lawyers and the Law. This year, I’ll be on a panel with regard to Women in Law Enforcement and Investigation.

I really can’t wait to get there. KN is a great opportunity to network, to learn, to be a reader, a writer, and to meet up with other writer friends of mine.

Mystery readers, fans, and writers should all consider attending. Obviously I’m posting a little too late for some people to go this year, but if so, you really should consider it for next year! Great information, great people, and a well-run conference that’s well worth the time, travel, and money.

Hope to see you there!

The Champaign County Fair

Well, it’s here again, the Champaign County Ohio Fair!

Walking around the fairgrounds is like old home week for me. I used to see everyone I knew when I went to the fair. It was the social event of the summer; fall sports hadn’t quite heated up yet, school hasn’t started, and all the kids from all over the county are all in one place, hanging out in the barns, having a good time.

Well, I don’t know quite as many people as I did fifteen years or more ago. I still know quite a few people when I go out there, but the crew I used to run with aren’t there around the clock, or aren’t there at all any more. We’ve all moved on and are doing other things in our lives…except for those who are back at the fair to watch kids, or kids of friends or relatives, show their animals or show off their projects.

It’s been interesting to go out there and remember all the memories. I showed market hogs in 4-H, participated in the 4-H Garment Revue, and submitted cooking projects for 4-H as well. I was in the pig scramble when I was in high school, and I remember walking around the fairgrounds covered in mud after it was over, grinning like a loon with friends who were equally covered in mud. I remember being miserable in the rain and mud and worrying about keeping water available for animals when the heat reached nearly 100 degrees. I remember playing cards on a showbox while we waited our turn to head to the show arena to show our animals or watch our friends.

It’s not the same now that I’m not in high school. It’s not as exciting as it was at the time, when I was involved in everything and running from event to event, going in at 6 am and going home at midnight. It is, however, still pretty cool to go out there, and see that other kids are forming some of the same memories that I have. It’s a part of growing up in Champaign County, Ohio, almost like a rite of passage.

It’s one of those events that makes me happy to see that it’s continuing, and growing, and changing, and yet not changing at all.

Good luck to all 4-H, FFA, and Junior Fair participants this year.

The Zoo

So yesterday we went to the Columbus Zoo. I haven’t been to the zoo since I was a kid, and I was really excited to go. Needless to say, it didn’t disappoint. We were at the zoo for four and a half hours, and still didn’t see it all. We’re already planning a return trip and I can’t wait. Living less than an hour’s drive from Columbus means it would be a shame if we didn’t go back when we had that much fun.

We had a great time. I spent the week prior to the trip wondering if it would be absurdly hot, like we’ve seen for the last couple of weeks, or if it would rain and be miserable. Midway through the week, the forecast was promising clear skies, so we were ready to go. Except that it was raining when we left for Columbus. It was still raining when we parked the car. We waited for about a half an hour in the car, hoping that it would clear up enough to go in.

We got lucky. When the rain settled down into a very light drizzle, we went on inside, and within an hour, the skies were clear and the sun was out. It was a beautiful day, not insanely hot, and not too humid. There was plenty of shade on the paths to escape the sun when it was getting hot, and there was at least one misting fan and one rain forest-type humidity mister that helped keep it from getting to be too much.

We’re definitely going back, likely when it gets a little cooler.

I will say this, however, to all my friends who don’t live locally, but might travel to Columbus for one reason or another (hint hint….the COFW conference or World Fantasy in October), the Zoo is a nice break from all that networking, writing, and otherwise conference craziness that we all get into. And if you live within a decent driving distance, don’t postpone going just ’cause you don’t have kids. Be a kid for a day and go check it out.